January 2012
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
princesssad:
im going to kiss justin bieber at midnight
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
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jou4mrk:
hahahah me toooooooo
December 2011
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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runningwiththesunset replied to your chat: Me: Wanna be my boyfriend I’ll spit on your face…
You said the same thing to me… What is this! -___-
I didn’t want you to be my boyfriend just my new years kiss.
Me: Wanna be my boyfriend I'll spit on your face and stuff?
Matt: What is that from?
Me: My mind.
Better World Books
I just bought three books on Better World Books and now I feel really happy because for every book you buy they donate one. Also the books were fairly priced and free of shipping charges. So if you need books go do that.